Musings From An Unsettled Mind

Jul 22







Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”

I suppose since it has no price tag it must be free?

"I know you’re closing up but can we just take a look around and walk a few dogs?"

Working at a shelter feels so much like retail most days.

Jul 22


the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

Jul 22
Jul 22

Everybody else in this fuckin’ town is fallin’ in love and gettin’ engaged and havin’ babies

Jul 20



friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿


Jul 19

What kind of chucklehead told you to go this a way?

Jul 14
Jul 14


she didn’t get the reference x

Jul 13


let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

Jul 13


Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. sorted into Hogwarts Houses

Jul 12

The location of common rooms

  • Gryffindor: Tower! The highest fucking tower, fuck yeah! TOWER!
  • Hufflepuff: But don't you think that's a bit far away from everything, they'll have to climb dozens of stairs every day...
  • Gryffindor: TOWER!
  • Hufflepuff: Oh, for the love of...
  • Slytherin: I'm going for under the lake, LIKE A SUPER-SECRET LAIR!
  • Hufflepuff: But Salazar, won't that be a bit dreary? And we'll have to add dozens of charms to keep it dry, it will take loads of magic...
  • Slytherin: Super. Secret. Lair.
  • Hufflepuff: Fine! Fine, we'll spend bloody hours drying out some rooms under the lake, Merlin. Rowena, what about you?
  • Ravenclaw: Tower.
  • Hufflepuff: But...all the stairs, the isolation from the other houses...
  • Ravenclaw: Exactly. They'll focus better if they're miles away from everything else. Also, anything he can build, I can build better.
  • Hufflepuff: Seriously? You're going to compete over towers?
  • Gryffindor: GOING DOWN ROWENA!
  • Slytherin: Underground is better.
  • Hufflepuff: For fuck's sake, I give up. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the kitchens.
Jul 11
Jul 07

Daniel Radcliffe, on the time he spends in bookshops during his time off. — The South Bank Show. (x)

Jul 06


Hear Our Roar! Forever Dino!

Jul 06

10 Years Late….

Taking my drivers test tomorrow…words of encouragement wouldn’t go unnoticed!!!